Squishable Rattlesnake

You know about horse girls, but have you ever heard of snake girls? We're the coolest ones, it's in our blood! Snakes are truly just misunderstood little noodles! How can you be afraid of something that has no arms or legs, and is simply just vibing? Their rattling isn't scary, if anything be flattered they gave you a warning! Why are you looking at me like that? Note! This guy has a real rattle!!