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It's a little weird writing this when I just had a dragon fruit smoothie. It was delicious so it was not made in vain! Anywho! This delicious littl...

I have two black cats at home. What's one more! Well I'll tell you what's one more, a lot of scratching and hissing is what you get with one more. ...

One of my favorite Disney Parks easter eggs is the goat on top of Big Thunder Mountain, it's riiiiight where the photo is taken - blink and you mis...

Hear that? It's the call of that noble creature the "Pumpkin Spice Latte person." This highly seasonal animal can only be observed during their gre...

Is 13 an unlucky number? Not according to this guy! I mean, technically the Jersey Devil is the cursed thirteenth child of early New Jersian settle...

Need to do some magic on the go? Don't be unprepared in the wild! Who knows when you might need a love potion! Or a potion to keep away lions who f...

Look at that face, they have no idea what's coming. They have not a single inkling that they have a band of ravenous fans, ready to take a bite out...

Octopi! They are cute, flexible, highly intelligent, and they also DREAM! Yes, the sleepy kind. How delightful! What do they dream about? Their esc...

If you've ever come across a town filled with pumpkin-headed farmers having a party in a barn, don't be alarmed! They're just having their harvest ...

Stag Beetle, Stag Beetle, STAG BEETLE! Oh, well NOW we have a problem don't we? You said the name three times, so the beetle is your responsibility...

The man. The moth. The LEGEND! Salutations to Mothman, he of the West Virginia statue, instigator of festivals, museums, and that weird dream I had...

Hello little bubble tea, you're looking very sweet today! Which makes sense, because you are made with tea, milk, sugar, tapioca balls, and loooove...

All hail Mini King Raven! Our majesty rules the dark skies with might and grace! Truly we are honored to witness the flex of their feathers, the fl...

Hey Mini Lich! You crazy undead necromancer you, how the heck are ya doing? I haven't seen you in centuries! You look great! No really, for an anci...

Let's check out our trick-or-treating loot! This pile is for candy and other special sugary treats! Over here we have stuff like fruit and peanuts ...

Welcome to the Squishable Pumpkin Patch! Pick your own Mini Squishable Pumpkin for all of your autumn pumpkin needs. What kind of pumpkin needs, yo...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do med...

It doesn't seem hard to parent a cactus: literally stick it in a pot and don't do anything. Don't water it, don't move it, just let us sit there. D...

Our distinguishing physical characteristics are so random and quirky! You have red hair, that lady there has green eyes, I have a freckle on my wri...

What is that random white poof running towards me? Is it a moth? Or a poodle? Or a very aesthetic cloud? Or hey, a poodle moth! I love those fluffy...

Who's a good floofer? The Squishable Poodle Moth is a good floofer! It's like a fluffy and adorable poodle and a super cool and superior moth. Thus...

Alright, hold up everyone. Do we make this all one order, or a bunch of individual ones? Or maybe we can group some of the orders so we get a disco...

Comfort Food Dango, you're gluten free, halal, vegan, and filled with vitamins! And also very tasty! My doc thinks you're a good influence, as long...

Two things that mean love: dumplings and soup! They make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you're eating them. Put them together and you'll b...