Alter Ego Squishable Candy Tree

Candy doesn't grow on trees, you know! It's not like you can just pick them from the delectable frosted boughs, lovingly brushing the powdered sugar from their colorfully shiny stickiness! It isn't as if you could just grab a handful of deliciously sweet suckers from a nearby branch, weighted down with crystals of sugary goodness! Yeah. Mmm. I forgot where I was going with this one.