$44.95
Why horses? When we think, “What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?” why do we immediately think “a horse”? I mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into shishkabobs.Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable…in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. A horn on a whale: it just makes sense!
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Why horses? When we think, “What kind of animal really needs a horn on its head?” why do we immediately think “a horse”? I mean, the poor thing would develop all kinds of back problems, and each friendly nuzzling would turn the recipient into shishkabobs.Stick that horn on a whale instead! Light and sleek, blue and wiggly, !@#$ adorable…in aquatic dueling, a well-equipped whale is sure to beat its equine competition every time. A horn on a whale: it just makes sense!
| Weight | 1.00 lbs |
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| Dimensions | 6 × 9 × 6 in |
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