Toys

Allow me to introduce the chef! The great master of the kitchen! The creme de la creme! Known far and wide for his gourmet taste, his fabulous knif...

Hey stranger, I'm looking for a farm. You know, the type where you do farm work with your tentac...hands? I'm here to inspect some cows. Just inspe...

BOO! Aw darn you saw me hiding? Poop, I'm not that good at scaring people. My only two real skills are puns and making a phenomenal breakfast sandw...

What's better when you pour espresso over it? Pretty much everything! Vanilla ice cream? Yes! Hot chocolate? The best! This cat? Delicious! More es...

You know what I do when I see a demonic entity sworn to the services of a possibly metaphorical underworld? I go up to that servant of darkness and...

In another world, coffee looks the way it makes you feel. It's filled with sunshine and rainbows and happiness. It looks like the smell of smiles a...

Life is better with caffeine. By which I mean, caffeine in very specific liquid form, as a byproduct of drinking certain hot beverages, can minorly...

Beware, for I see a vital decision in your near future! One path contains sorrow, one joy! Mere seconds from now, you will finish reading the descr...

Corn is truly wonderful! It's tasty! It's decorative! It's perfect for appearances in horror films! It can be sugared, salted, peppered, buttered, ...

Lookit this tiny little dino friend! Make sure to keep it away from any tiny little meteor friends you might have, I hear they don't get along too ...

Hey Baby Axolotl, teach me how to swim! I only really know how to walk in the water, very slowly. Oh, you too? Hmm, in that case can you teach me h...

Bees are the only insect that make a food humans can eat! I mean, I knew this cricket once who made dishes that looked like something out of a fade...

You know about horse girls, but have you ever heard of snake girls? We're the coolest ones, it's in our blood! Snakes are truly just misunderstood ...

You would never imagine that this handsome fox is believed to be a shapeshifting protector in Japanese folklore. Regardless of what he is (or what ...

As a certified cat person (side note: all the best people are), and a fan of cute, fuzzy, chubby bumblebees - I've been dreaming of the day we comb...

Red Panda! Are you a panda? A bear? A raccoon? A fox? The internet says you have your own special classification, and I always trust everything the...

Here's a fun fact about Inky Cap mushrooms: they're only edible when they're young! Just like people. Wait, I didn't say that...Um, they also produ...

Pigeons! Rats of the Sky! Wait, not, that's not true at all! Pigeons are super smart and beautiful and just trying to navigate the world like anyon...

What's more magical than a plain ol' unicorn? Well, probably like a lot of things, but we're here to talk about a COTTON CANDY UNICORN. While they ...

Have you ever wondered what would happen if someone combined the one true personification of the great unknown with cotton candy? Well we sure have...

I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No, it's a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on...

Don't be embarrassed about hanging out with a Tanuki, be embarrassed by whatever prank they inevitably play on you! Getting your room completely fi...

If you hear this kitty purring...get far away fast! Because this feline friend is not real, and definitely should not be purring. No, not even thou...

A gift for you, a Mini Tie Dye Frog, for your mini tie dye bog! Are frogs in bogs? Or are they more swamp-dwelling creatures? I don't know, and I r...